The Backward Life

There are few things that fill me with as much dread as going Christmas shopping. The crowds, the decision making, the money, the crowds -- well, you get the picture.

I have found a way to make this year's shopping just a little easier. I am going to purchase the same gift for all the men in my life. I believe you'll find yourself green (or maybe yellow) with envy. In fact, to save some money, I might just go DIY and make them myself.

So, male friends and family members, send me your measurements. You're getting these bad boys this year: